Believe it or not, 'where the bloody hell are you' is a tourism campaign initiative by the Australian government. Bloody cool, ya reckon'? hehe.

well, what's more interesting is that the ad campaign was initially banned by the UK government. Imagine that! the same country that is home to obscene things like FCUK (especially to dyslexics), little britain and david beckham (especially to, uhm, everyone on the planet).

but that's not all! the ad campaign was also banned by Canada and as of time of blogging, it is still banned.

Canada's reason is not because of the "bloody" word, however but its opening line: "We've poured you a beer." According to news sources, 'This line was ruled unacceptable by the Canadian regulator, as it refers to an unbranded beer.' Go Wiki!

Now it appears to be a trifecta, as the US is very eager to join the "let's show them what hypocrites we are" race. The American Family Association is going ahead with a campaign of protest and boycott. Here are some soundbites:

"It's a shocking phrase because we're not familiar with it." said a lady from the stone age.

"I guess they use it all the time in Australia, but it's a foreign language here so I think it'll have a negative impact rather than positive." said her cave-mate.
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Personally, I can understand the UK. I mean, if MY colony of MY convicts whooped MY ass in MY games, I'd get pissed too. Uhm, same goes for ol' Canada. (Official Gold Medal tally : Aus 84; England 36; Canada 26. Malaysia? 7. uhm, yeah.)

But the US?! I mean, do they have to be such pricks in everything? geez.

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So where the bloody hell are you, haz?
Well, I'm studying here, staying here, and my blog is still here.

What's it like, haz?
its great! apart from having to see joko like everyday, that is. kidding! hehe. oh, they call him IZZY now. ain't that right, izzy? fo' shizzle, homie! funny thing, i tell you. =)

What's going to happen to this blog then?
Well, I'll still update when I can. hehe.


Yeah, right! You're just lazy, you know that!
Alright, alright. I'll update often!

Liar!
Uhm, o-kay. This is just wierd. Bye!

Haz would like to thank the guys who tagged and those whom have been visiting this site since he last blogged. He is very much alive (unfortunately) and your concern has touched his heart and other bodily organs, it has been processed by his liver, gone through his loopy gut and out via his anus. Then he flushed. placed the toilet seat down, and proceeded to blog somemore. After washing his hands, that is.